Gigantic Daybed
Big Girl Daybed Our daughter now sleeps in a sea of an ocean of an expanse of a daybed. Her brother is insanely jealous. Read More
Pop Art Lesson in Recycling
Old School Pepsi Found another couple of cases of Pepsi Throwback at Target recently. I pulled the empty box from the recycle bin to show the kids what (terrible) Pop Art looks like. Add a little iPhone app fun and you get the following lame attempt at crossing lo-brow pop art with lo-mob photography filters. Warning: May induce vomiting and Mondrian-like hallucinations. Forgive... Read More
Busted
My cat, Mr. Kitty, has always shown signs of a keen intellect and above average intelligence. This surveillance photo of him reading one our kids’ art books lays it all bare. He has been reading while pretending to be a cat who cannot. For shame, Mr. Kitty. Mr. Kitty Can Read Read More
Our Little Girl Turns Two
Happy birthday to the sweetest little girl around. Read More
Dressing The Boy in Helvetica
Parents the world over are up in arms, worried about the typography sense of future generations. Maybe this will help. The good folks over at American Apparel have given us the Youth Helvetica Alphabet Fine Jersey Short Sleeve T-Shirt. This works out really well. Jason’s chemise de homage* also happens to have his nickname as his little sister is too young to adequately say... Read More
Romote and the Troll Sun Cries
Our son handed me the following two Lego bricks and told me it was a Romote and the Troll Sun Cries. Read More
Lesson in Jasonese
The following words and phrases are often spoken by our 3-year old son. I never correct him because I am often laughing too hard. Here they are in no particular order: Bix – To fix. “Dada, will you bix the window I just broke?” Overt – The word “over” with a not so silent “t” as in, “This show is overt.” Mort – The... Read More
Kids Visit Daddy at Work, Film at 11
My wife had the day off from work and was shopping with the kids near my employer. Thinking our elevator-obsessed three year-old would enjoy multiple rides to multiple floors, she brought our little toddlers to $largecompany. A good time was had by all as our darling little cherubs explored daddy’s workspace, known as The Hive. In an unsupervised quarter of a second, our son... Read More
Halloween Costume Failure
I am nearly finished constructing our son’s robot costume for Halloween and it is apparent he wants nothuing to do with it. Sensing imminent danger from not having a costume in time for parties or trick or treating, I asked my son what he wanted to be for Halloween. Sitting at the kitchen table, we had the following exchange: Me: What do you want to be for Halloween? Son:... Read More
Life Lessons
My son saw Lucky the Leprechaun on my Lucky Charms t-shirt. I told not to touch it because leprechauns spread leprosy. I can’t wait until he starts school. Lucky the Leper Read More
Why I Have Not Been Posting
Happy Belated Independence Day
Our 21-month old son painted this on or about the 4th of July. Watch out for this kid. He will definitely grow up patriotic and talented. Read More
Late to a Special Birthday
When it rains it pours and this week was like a category 5 hurricane. Only five days into my trip to Europe, I was in Paris when I found out that I needed to get home right away, as I only had 15 hours until Julee’s unexpected C-section. Thankfully, I had hardly unpacked and I spent nearly 90 minutes canceling my travel to Italy and booking new passage back to Dallas via London. When... Read More
Discovering Fort Worth
Living in Keller puts us more in the burbs of Fort Worth, not Dallas. Lately, we have been getting out and exploring what the city has to offer. The weather has been really nice and so far, we have racked up two trips to the Botanic Gardens and one trip to the Fort Worth Zoo. So far, our favorite is the Japanese garden. Check out the photos. Read More
Important Announcement
Jason really likes playing in the park. That is all. End transmission. Read More
