Letters to Santa

Nothing says Christmas like watermelonPerhaps nothing has revealed as much about the personalities of our progeny as their recent letters to Santa. Obviously, their ages reveal the need for dictation. Why that should include pink watermelon stationery shall  remain one of the great mysteries of the ages. The personalized touches of crayon add to the unique perspective they have of the holiday.

For posterity, a cataloging of the requests is in order.

Jenna: Flowers (pink, yellow, red, green), balloons (blue), doll as big as Jenna, Grandma to come to Jenna's house and Uncle Eric too.

Jason: Star War lego kind, guns (5 kind), 15 light sabers, lego sets, Transformers.

And with that I give you the résumés of a bona fide sweetie pie and a criminal mastermind wanted by federal marshals.